So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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