2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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