It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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