You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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