You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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