That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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