OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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