i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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