She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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