My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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