She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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