Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
