this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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