We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is Oprah even human
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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