Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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