I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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