She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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