Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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