just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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