Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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