Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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