We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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