Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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