accomplished twins. life is a go
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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