Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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