Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
