its not stalking. its research.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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