Porn is love you can see.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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