I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Someone signed my nipple.
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