May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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