I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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