Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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