what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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