My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
