god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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