I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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