so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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