Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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