White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I need moral support for this bender
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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