you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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