So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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