i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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