yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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