haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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