Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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