This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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