We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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