But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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