you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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