you turned your livingroom into a bong?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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