I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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