I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Pants are for mortals
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