They should really pass out barf bags in church
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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