I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
